NAMES FOR MEN
If you're a guy, you'll be a monster. Here's how to figure out your new name:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A -- Skrok B -- Brutus C -- Glog D -- Mingus E -- Ashling F -- Gorp G -- Krov H -- Wort I -- Bran J -- Flay K -- Durk L -- Dargus M -- Frack N -- Gorm O -- Ruthrup P -- Mog Q -- Rowth R -- Balthor S -- Ugg T -- Brik U -- Kex V -- Tazlan W -- Blurg X -- Mok Y -- Flek Z -- Andrew
2. Add the word "the" and then use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A -- Gut B -- Blood C -- Bone D -- Eyeball E -- Limb F -- Corpse G -- Spirit H -- Ghost I -- Grave J -- Brain K -- Life L -- Ghoul M -- Zombie N -- Flesh O -- Fear P -- Mind Q -- Intestine R -- Acid S -- Fire T -- Stone U -- Baby V -- Throat W -- Light X -- Dead Y -- Moon Z -- Beast
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A -- Crusher B -- Sucker C -- Killer D -- Slayer E -- Eater F -- Master G -- Taker H -- Monger I -- Biter J -- Stalker K -- Tracker L -- Slinger M -- Walker N -- Talker O -- Slasher P -- Cutter Q -- Drinker R -- Stealer S -- Twister T -- Robber U -- Runner V -- Chaser W -- Poker X -- Taunter Y -- Howler Z -- Bringer
********************************************* NAMES FOR WOMEN
If you're a woman, you'll be an evil witch. Here's how to figure out your new name:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A -- Bellona B -- Felonia C -- Minerva D -- Hestia E -- Wisp F -- Gorgon G -- Gruteska H -- Belladonna I -- Migraine J -- Dellateria K -- Annamiss L -- Misericorde M -- Abradelia N -- Cannalia O -- Thrette P -- Mortessa Q -- Viviseka R -- Hortense S -- Tarantuella T -- Flayelle U -- Stranguella V -- Cephalonia W -- Nephrotita X -- Mordua Y -- Hellena Z -- Immortuosa
2. Add the words "of the" and then use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A -- Broken B -- Bloody C -- Insane D -- Terrible E -- Invisible F -- Despicable G -- Stolen H -- Spectral I -- Silent J -- Eternal K -- Haunted L -- Tortured M -- Shadowed N -- Sacramental O -- Dead P -- Dying Q -- Impenetrable R -- Unfathomable S -- Endless T -- Infinite U -- Rotten V -- Crooked W -- Sorrowful X -- Languishing Y -- Putrid Z -- Twisted
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A -- Storm B -- Heart C -- Eye D -- Hand E -- Ritual F -- Death G -- Life H -- Doom I -- Mind J -- Tomb K -- Grave L -- Body M -- Vortex N -- Forest O -- Castle P -- Fruit Q -- Realm R -- Nightmare S -- Evil T -- Swamp U -- Bog V -- Light W -- Gaze X -- Dread Y -- Face Z -- Spell